SNL: Jimmy Fallon plays Trump's 'cute little twink' Jared Kushner

In his latest cold open, Baldwin portrayed the president running through his list of accomplishments for his first 100 days in office alongside his vice president, Mike Pence. "Steve, you may be smart, but I once caught you eating a live pig in the Roosevelt Room", Trump says. It's the biggest, fattest bomb they've ever seen.

"You nominated Neil Gorsuch", Bennett said, closing the book on the first 100 days.

As Fallon's Kushner and skele-Bannon faced off to be Trump's right-hand man, the president compared their skills.

In an Apprentice-style scene, the former reality TV star-turned-president tells Bannon and Kushner he must choose between his two top aides. But I have only have one photo in my hand. That's right, tonight is elimination night. There's been a lot of drama in the house and that's OK but one of you must go now. But who gets to stay? "Jared, you take the most handsome photos", Trump observed. Trump plans to visit Wisconsin (still east of the Mississippi) on Tuesday, and his first visit overseas is scheduled for late May.

He continued: "If you do not see your photo, you must immediately leave the Oval Office and join Kellyanne Conway in the basement".

So Trump called both Bannon and Kushner into the Oval Office to sort things out.

The night also brought the return of Melissa McCarthy as White House press secretary Sean Spicer, crashing the annual Easter egg roll in a bunny suit to apologize again for his misstatements about the Holocaust and give a Passover lesson with Veggie Tales dolls.

Spicer talked about the Hitler gaffe and Bashar al-Assad, massively butchering the Syrian president's name. You need all the help you can get. "Spicey finally made a mistake", Spicer said.

"Happy Easter, everybody", McCarthy's Spicer says, wrapping up the briefing and climbing into his Easter egg auto.