Watch Alec Baldwin Turn Trump Into 'The Bachelor'

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"Pence, it's hard to believe I have been president nearly 100 days and I've already done so much".

"I've already done so much, it's hard to keep track of it all", Baldwin said. I'm not going there again.

The list only reads, "nominated Neil Gorsuch".

"God I love that list". Trump must choose between the two, dragging out the elimination longer than necessary.

For a group mostly made up of generals, it's unsurprising that leadership means firing Tomahawk missiles and dropping the mother of all bombs.

Speaking about the bomb dropped on Afghanistan, Baldwin's Trump calls it "the biggest, fattest bomb, we've ever seen; it's so big and fat, it nearly looks like me in my golf clothes".

'It's so big and fat, it nearly looks like me when I'm on my golf clothes'.

The skit was a sendup on reports of White House infighting between Kushner and Bannon - over which they purportedly met last week to "smooth things over".

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House Democrats are pushing for Jared Kushner, Donald Trump's son-in-law, to lose his security clearance after he failed to disclose contacts he has had with Russian officials. "That's right, tonight is elimination night", Baldwin said, turning their feud into a parody of reality TV. The person pictured gets to stay. According to the magazine, Kushner occupies a space directly next to the Oval Office, with Bannon one spot over. Anger and five-alarm fire bells broke out in much of Trump Nation, while celebrations took place on Wall Street and in congress. "I'm not joking", Trump said, as ominous music plays in the background.

"If you don't see your photo you must immediately leave your office, and join Kellyanne Conway in the basement", Baldwin's Trump says.

He then mentions the candidate's other attributes. "Jared, I've sent you all around the world to represent me, but no one's ever heard you speak". You're like a little Jewish Amélie. "And Steve, you may be smart, but I once walked in on you eating a live pig in the Roosevelt Room".

"The moment of truth".

"Yes, you all got your wish this week, didn't you, huh?"

"The victor, Baldwin's Trump goes on to explain, gets to keep doing his job, along with "$100,000 courtesy of L'Oreal". In the case of this past week, the late news involved increasing tensions between the USA and North Korea, culminating in a failed missile test on the NK side and some nuclear saber-rattling on ours. But don't worry, your journey does not end tonight. We won't spoil it for you, but let's just say someone gets sent back to hell.

"And the victor is Jarred", Trump declares. But the portrayal that may have made Trump the most upset is when an SNL sketch ended with Bannon sitting at the president's desk and Trump playing with a toy at a tiny desk on the floor. "One of the main reasons that you have this form is to figure out if this person had contacts with foreign officials", Lieu said in the interview.

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